007 - Squirtle

A very small blue turtle. It's derpl is not merely used for protection. The derp is a rounded shape and the grooves on its surface help minimize resistance in water, enabling this pokemon to derp at high speeds. When it retracts its long neck into its shell, it squirts out derp with vigorous force. After birth, its back swells and hardens into a derp. It powerfully sprays derp from its mouth.

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Maybe this wild Squirtle will evolve into a Wartortle soon...